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Zombie Alert!

April 22, 2011

Did you know that zombies rose from the dead and invaded the city of Jerusalem in AD 33? Well, they did. After all, the Bible very clearly records this mass rising from the grave (Matthew 27)

51 At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split 52 and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. 53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and[e] went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

I wonder why no other book, or any other record from the time, records this miraculous dawn of the dead? If the Bible is infallible, then this even must have happened, just like it’s recorded in the Big Imaginary Book of Lies and Embellishments (B.I.B.L.E. for short).

I have no idea why anyone would maintain the authority and infallibity of this hackneyed book of borrowed aphorisms.

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From → Culture Wars, Reason

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